I met John Green, Ansel Elgort & Shailene Woodley on the 16th of October 2013
Here’s a transparent Loki trying to break out of your blog
U STAY THERE AND LOVE ME
COME AT ME BRO
be nice 2 everyone in case someone u know gets rich
Katniss, you’ve been our mission from the beginning.
ACTUAL SUMMARY OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY
It never ceases to amaze me, the courage of Hobbits.
Anyway, my mum always said things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end.
the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it
wouldn’t it be HILARIOUS if I put my education on Facebook as Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry???? wouldn’t that be so fresh???
life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.” months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”